Karl

The Tromogod

Once upon a time in The Kingdom of Mutual Feelings, the kingdom was overrun with house elves. The king watched over the elves hard at work.  They had no pay and only one dream; to find a hero to save them.   That hero was not found… until today.

He raced towards the kingdom on his trusty scallion,  Oops! I meant Stallion, well who cares about one error… now back to the story. He drew his weapon, a pink flowery pool noodle, because a pink pool noodle is so scary. The elves didn’t know what to do laugh, cry, or scream in fear.  So they did a mixture of all three.  

The king rose from his florescent pink throne, which to him was so manly.  He commanded the elves make him a hot pink pool noodle.  It took five to six hours to make, but they managed to make one hot pink pool noodle.

The king declared his favorite elf Avocado, yep avocado. The Tromogod told this news to his best friend Bobby Oldham. Da End