My Cat

My Cat

By Morgan

I have a cat. His name is Pebbles. He drinks out of the toilet. All he eats is McDonalds, Wendy's, and Burger King. His food bowl (which we put his fries in) has a dog on it. Cats hate dogs.  Pebbles walks on two legs. He's 356,784, 463, 947, 362,000,000,000 in cat years.  He's one in human years.  Even though this may seem weird this is true.  Keep in mind this is a fake story.  I dislike cats.

The End.

P.S. I am allergic to cats.

P.P.S I am a dog.

P.P.P.S. I love to highlight as you can see. 

P.P.P.P.S. I AM NOT WEIRD!!!!! (Even though I am a dog)

 P.P.P.P.P.S. Now this is really the ending.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. The End... for real!

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Peace Out People!