Moose Man The Great and Powerful

       MOOSE MAN THE GREAT AND POWERFUL. 

By: Cameron 

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Prince and he had a problem.  He was protected by MOOSE MAN THE GREAT AND POWERFUL.   

MOOSE MAN  was horrible at protecting things.  He once tried to protect a golfer and that poor golfer got stuck in a hole while MOOSE MAN was getting a milkshake.  Every day when evil calls, MOOSE MAN is getting a coffee.  

So, the Prince was usually on his own.   One time the Prince got lost, he was looking for his home, when he fell into a hole.   In the hole was a golfer.    

When Moose Man was done with his coffee, he said "Where is the Prince that I am protecting?"   He searched all over the kingdom.   

Meanwhile, a tiger was surrounding the golfer and Prince's hole. They both were very different, ,but they agreed on one thing, MOOSE MAN  was not a good protecting guy.  

Moose Man eventually found the hole.  "What am I going to do about that tiger?" He thought to himself.  Moose Man  ran away and climbed a tree. So,  the tiger ran right by him.  Moose Man saved the golfer and Prince.  They told him that he was not as bad as they thought, and they lived happily ever after.  

FIVE YEARS LATER.  

Moose man and the Prince were getting better and better but that means that Moose Man was getting weaker and weaker.  That is when a big fat hen busted into the room!  The Moose Man was so scared he started to cry.  The Prince said go get the hen.  Moose Man said no!  So, the moose ran out of the door.  

Then the Prince did not know what to do.  He went and did the worst thing. He called Moose Girl the great and powerful, that is moose man's sister, she is probably 100 times worse than moose man, but how would the Prince know that.  

So when the sister got there, she was scared at first, but the Prince thought she was TERRIFIED! 

The next thing you know she was gone, but she came back with a stove.  The Prince said "Where did you get that?" 

She said "oooohhhh, I may have stole it from your kitchen." 

The Prince started to get mad but Moose Girl was not listening.  She went to the big fat chicken and she took him by the feet and put him in the stove. She said "bye bye little chicken."  

.That is when the Prince hired her.  He asked her to stay for dinner.   

"Uumm, she said, what is for dinner?"  

Then the Prince said "chicken." 

That is how Lila moose man sister became the new security guard. That is the story of MOOSE MAN THE GREAT AND POWERFUL. Well, it is not over yet.  The Moose Man is not going to put up with this he is going to tell on her.  

MOOSE MAN GOES TO HIS DAD 

"Dad, this is no fair, Lila took my job and I was guard." 

"Well son that is how it works, life is not fair sometimes you should just try your best." 

At that moment, he realized that he did not try his best.  He thought to him self, if you do not try your best someone who works hard could get your job.  The Moose Man is not going to let that happen, he will get his job.  So, he went to the job and told the Prince he wanted his job back. The Prince and the Sister had predicted this would happen.  There was no way the Prince was going to take his sister, so the Prince said " long time no see, would you like to be my new guard?"  Moose Man said, "Definitely." 

That is the whole true story of MOOSE MAN THE GREAT AND POWERFUL.