The Life of Bob Fred the Unicorn book: 3
The
final Adventure
Warning: this is terribly GROSS!
Splat! All
of a sudden Bob Fred was sitting on the ground covered with snot, skulls, and
acid, a LOT of acid. Finally, Bob Fred
opened his eyes and saw grass and a statue, a statue of the KING. In front of it were two other statues, one of
Connie and one of Freddy.
“Connie,
Freddy, no! I’m too late, why did they do this… whyyyy?!?!” cried Bob
Fred.
“Wah ha ha
you really are too late. I will take over this kingdom without even starting a
war!” came a mysterious voice from the bushes.
“Who said
that?” Said Bob Fred.
“It was I,
the great Dr. Cyclops, the creator of all cyclops in the world!” Screeched the
humongous cyclops that was coming out from the bushes. “The only way to stop me
now is to defeat the giant cyclops guarding the water from the River of Slime.
The river is across the Desert of Slime and over Mt. Slime and through the
Man-Eating Garden of Slime.”
“Thanks for
telling me” shouted Bob Fred! Off he went.
After two
days in the Desert of Slime, Bob Fred was hot and begging for water. A day later he saw a pond and drank out of
it. Bob Fred felt better and saw the
mountains. Bob Fred went straight to the
mountains. After a few days, Bob Fred
was up the mountain. He was very tired and barely could walk. He had cuts on his knees and his feet were
broken… but he went on. Later going down
the mountain, he tripped and fell down a very short cliff. He barely could
walk… but he still went on. He finally went to the bottom and got into the
garden. There were many huge flowers and Bob Fred was nervous… but he still
went on.
For many
days Bob Fred was avoiding huge man-eating flowers. '
One of the flowers started
walking and Bob Fred ran as fast as he could. Bob Fred accidentally jabbed the
flower with his horn and the flower fell onto the other flowers and those
flowers bit the flower and there was a big huge mess… but Bob Fred still went
on. Finally, Bob Fred got through to the
river. Waiting for him was a colossal (words weren’t large enough to describe
him) cyclops. Bob Fred screamed his biggest screamed and ran right at the
cyclops.
Like the flower, Bob Fred jabbed the huge cyclops with his horn and he
fell into the River of Slime. Unlike the
flower, the cyclops disappeared. In the cyclops’s place there was a bottle of
the Water of Slime and a portal back home. Bob Fred jumped in the portal and splashed the
water on Dr. Cyclops. Dr. Cyclops
disappeared and the statues turned to people.
Bob Fred got appointed king of Myth Land. Fred
gave him a hug and Connie gave him a kiss.
SMOOCH!
