Warning: if you
like stories with happy endings you’d be better off reading some other story.
A long time ago there was a unicorn named Bob Fred (or BF for
short). He had a pretty normal life at
the time.
One day his friend Freddy, the phoenix (F
for short) gave Bob Fred terrible news.
“Bob Fred, the king has disappeared” Freddy said to Bob Fred.
“Oh no, where is he” said Bob Fred to Freddy.
“Duh he disappeared, that means to vanish under suspicious
circumstances.”
“Oh” replied Bob Fred.
Carlene Horsebird came around the
corner. Bob Fred did not like Carlene at
all but Carlene thought Bob Fred was her “hubbywubby” and her “horned
hairiness.” When Carlene came around the corner Bob Fred immediately hid behind
a tree. Bob Fred didn’t have a very
large head which meant that he didn’t have a very big brain
either. Bob Fred finally figured out that
his body was bigger than a tree. Carlene
just laughed and said “silly baby trying to escape from me.”
The next day Bob Fred decided to go with Freddy
to the mystical castle and Carlene decided to go with them. When they got there
Freddy saw a statue. “That looks exactly like the king” said Bob Fred.
Suddenly, a really, really tall giant
came out of nowhere. ‘’ Fe fi fo fum I spy a guy with wings for a thumb” yelled
the giant.
“I suggest we run” whispered Freddy. Bob
Fred ran and ran as fast as he could but he was no match for the Giant.
Within two minutes of running the giant
picked up Bob Fred and threw him as far as he could. Bob Fred screamed the
whole way. Bob Fred landed. He expected to land and be really injured but he
was totally fine. He looked down and saw that he landed in a jail cell full of
pillows. In his cell he had a small
toilet and… A TV! Bob Fred immediately turned it to the mystical news channel.
He wasn’t very happy with what he saw.
He saw that all his friends were taken along with the Statue of the King.
The End
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