The Life of Bob Fred the Unicorn book: 3

              The final Adventure

Warning: this is terribly GROSS!

Splat! All of a sudden Bob Fred was sitting on the ground covered with snot, skulls, and acid, a LOT of acid.  Finally, Bob Fred opened his eyes and saw grass and a statue, a statue of the KING.  In front of it were two other statues, one of Connie and one of Freddy.

“Connie, Freddy, no! I’m too late, why did they do this… whyyyy?!?!” cried Bob Fred. 

“Wah ha ha you really are too late. I will take over this kingdom without even starting a war!” came a mysterious voice from the bushes.

“Who said that?” Said Bob Fred. 

“It was I, the great Dr. Cyclops, the creator of all cyclops in the world!” Screeched the humongous cyclops that was coming out from the bushes. “The only way to stop me now is to defeat the giant cyclops guarding the water from the River of Slime. The river is across the Desert of Slime and over Mt. Slime and through the Man-Eating Garden of Slime.”

“Thanks for telling me” shouted Bob Fred!  Off he went.

After two days in the Desert of Slime, Bob Fred was hot and begging for water.  A day later he saw a pond and drank out of it.  Bob Fred felt better and saw the mountains.  Bob Fred went straight to the mountains.  After a few days, Bob Fred was up the mountain. He was very tired and barely could walk.  He had cuts on his knees and his feet were broken… but he went on.  Later going down the mountain, he tripped and fell down a very short cliff. He barely could walk… but he still went on. He finally went to the bottom and got into the garden. There were many huge flowers and Bob Fred was nervous… but he still went on.

For many days Bob Fred was avoiding huge man-eating flowers. '

One of the flowers started walking and Bob Fred ran as fast as he could. Bob Fred accidentally jabbed the flower with his horn and the flower fell onto the other flowers and those flowers bit the flower and there was a big huge mess… but Bob Fred still went on.  Finally, Bob Fred got through to the river. Waiting for him was a colossal (words weren’t large enough to describe him) cyclops. Bob Fred screamed his biggest screamed and ran right at the cyclops. 

Like the flower, Bob Fred jabbed the huge cyclops with his horn and he fell into the River of Slime.  Unlike the flower, the cyclops disappeared. In the cyclops’s place there was a bottle of the Water of Slime and a portal back home.  Bob Fred jumped in the portal and splashed the water on Dr. Cyclops.  Dr. Cyclops disappeared and the statues turned to people.  Bob Fred got appointed king of Myth Land.   Fred gave him a hug and Connie gave him a kiss.

                SMOOCH!