The Life of Bob Fred the Unicorn book 1. The Statue of the King

By Jacob

Warning: if you like stories with happy endings you’d be better off reading some other story.

A long time ago there was a unicorn named Bob Fred (or BF for short).  He had a pretty normal life at the time.  

One day his friend Freddy, the phoenix (F for short) gave Bob Fred terrible news.

“Bob Fred, the king has disappeared” Freddy said to Bob Fred. 

“Oh no, where is he” said Bob Fred to Freddy.

“Duh he disappeared, that means to vanish under suspicious circumstances.” 

“Oh” replied Bob Fred. 

Carlene Horsebird came around the corner.  Bob Fred did not like Carlene at all but Carlene thought Bob Fred was her “hubbywubby” and her “horned hairiness.” When Carlene came around the corner Bob Fred immediately hid behind a tree.  Bob Fred didn’t have a very large head which meant that he didn’t have a very big brain either.  Bob Fred finally figured out that his body was bigger than a tree.  Carlene just laughed and said “silly baby trying to escape from me.” 

The next day Bob Fred decided to go with Freddy to the mystical castle and Carlene decided to go with them. When they got there Freddy saw a statue. “That looks exactly like the king” said Bob Fred.

Suddenly, a really, really tall giant came out of nowhere. ‘’ Fe fi fo fum I spy a guy with wings for a thumb” yelled the giant.

“I suggest we run” whispered Freddy. Bob Fred ran and ran as fast as he could but he was no match for the Giant. 

Within two minutes of running the giant picked up Bob Fred and threw him as far as he could. Bob Fred screamed the whole way. Bob Fred landed. He expected to land and be really injured but he was totally fine. He looked down and saw that he landed in a jail cell full of pillows.  In his cell he had a small toilet and… A TV! Bob Fred immediately turned it to the mystical news channel. He wasn’t very happy with what he saw.  He saw that all his friends were taken along with the Statue of the King.

The End